aspecificskillset:

Stupid people being stupid and mean. 

You’re not allowed to leave again. 

… you’re going to have to elaborate a little, Tash.

I’m sorry, I probably will— but hopefully not for that long. Missions and stuff.

aspecificskillset:

( pulls back and looks at him. ) 

I’ve missed you. Too much has happened while you were gone. 

[ quirks his eyebrow in question, tilting his head to the side. ]

I missed you too, Tash. What happened?

aspecificskillset:

( smothers his face with kisses and hugs him. ) 

No leaving like that ever again. 

[ smothered. snorts and wraps his arms around her lightly. ]

Sorrryyy— important mission stuff.

Don’t be mean, Cale.

ohohdeath:

Hell fire. It will do the trick. I’ll make sure to just give it a try and see what it does. I will burn himmmm. It is my lifes purpose now that he is dead. To burn his bones. 

-continues to bounce and squish. keeps in place. nope not going anywhere, sucker-

Oh please. The bug keeps your spine from breaking. So shut up. Just accept it. And you had sex with Kon, I certainly won’t break you if he didn’t. 

Pfft— I don’t want him to burn in a hell fire, dumb. He’s probably in heaven or something, so we shouldn’t be disrespectful like that. That pony murdered him, y’know. Don’t be a jerk.

[ groans again, reaching back to swat at the other blindly. ]

.. so what? Doesn’t mean it keeps the pain away. And… wow, that’s a really bad time to be talking about that stuff, Cale!

(Source: scarabeus)

aspecificskillset:

Come here this instant. 

[ waddles over to her, grinning. ]

What’s up, Tasha?

I don’t know, ask Tasha!

aspecificskillset:

JAIME REYES. 

Don’t be mean, Cale.

ohohdeath:

Pft. He can suck it. And we will find out if he can be burned. I’ll let you know. 

-bounces on him. squish squish bitch-

And you’re still a whiner. Whiny whiny. I know. You’re still a whiner. 

Okaaay— but I really don’t think he can be burned. Not with normal fire, anyway. It’d just sting but since he’s dead it.. won’t.

[ perfect logic. groans and tries to crawl from under the other. ]

Shut up, you’re like, an elephant, and my bones are thin. Stop breaking my spine, dumb.

(Source: scarabeus)

OH GOD LEX. SDLKFJSKGDJ. I MISSED YOUUUU
[ CLINGS. ]